babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job
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i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life
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When people comment on a funny text post and ruin it««
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
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