babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

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i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life

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"No tree, it is said, can grow to Heaven unless its roots reach down to Hell."
Carl Jung  (via terramantra)

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When people comment on a funny text post and ruin it««

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flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

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